Yes, folks, it's true. We are happy to report a new year has begun after the first year was successfully finished. Many people were surprised to learn their Secret Sister's identity. Many people were surprised it wasn't Alicia or Chris. But on to bigger and better things!
Our staff reporter reports that some wonderful changes have taken place. First, the group now has an amazing secretary to serve them. Undercover agents may have heard people saying things like, "Wow. It is so AWESOME that she is our secretary." "I'll bet she'll be the best one ever!"
But what has happened to Mrs. O'Wiggins you may ask. Never fear. She is still around spreading her charm and wit, only now she is a Secret Sister herself. And who is her Secret Sister? Inquiring minds want to know. And for this reason we have hired a new staff member with the specific job of finding out who that is. Anyone with any information please contact this periodical. Certainly even the smallest piece of information may be helpful.
One source told us Mrs. O'Wiggins was seen at a local restaurant with messed up hair eating among several of the group. There was a rumor about a kidnapping, but we have been unable to confirm this tip.
We have been able to confirm the following activity schedule for the group:
March: Fatima, Linda, Dawn
May: Audrey, Sarah, Diane, Brooke
July: Janell, Alicia, Paige, Julia
September: Bailey, Ann, Stephanie
November: Geri, Chris, Jennifer
January: Linda and Debbie
We assure you we will have hidden reporters at each event to keep you informed about this mysterious group. Thank you for your patronage.
