Tea Party a Success
Alicia, Fatima, and Lena were the hostesses at this month's social event. Several tables were spread with cut sandwiches, a breakfast casserole, scones, fruit, muffins, jellies, and various teas. With so much from which to choose, one lady may have said, "I am overwhelmed."
A little over half of the ladies in the group attended, the conversation was pleasant, and the food scrumptious. "I can't imagine a more relaxing way to spend the morning," another person could have commented. Code names such as Daisy, Lemon Drop, She Who Must Not Be Named, and others were discussed while the ladies enjoyed the cuisine. Eventually it was time for business. This reporter was especially impressed with Debbie C., who instructed the ladies about nominating a special person to be kidnapped during the year. Mrs. C was informative and charming as she explained what to do. Following that activity, the hostesses introduced the game for the day. Several people attempted to place two tea bags attached with strings to a baseball cap on top of the cap while wearing said cap without using their hands. Although there was plenty of head-wagging and slinging, only a few were able to complete the task within the minute allowed. The winner was Chris M. who showed herself to be a talented head-slinger, followed by Audrey M. and the charming Mrs. C. Bailey R. was present to the delight of all present even though she recently had a body part removed.
Noticably absent from the gala event was Mrs. Awiggins who is still missing across state lines. Our reporters continue in position awaiting her return.
We will be posting information from the nominations as soon as our investigative staff has finished their analysis.
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